The Hallway's Top Five Sex Positions

Might as well drop my favorite sex  positions, it's only right. I would post my signature moves, but they are too hard to explain via written word. However, I must say that the best sex component is chemistry and being comfortable with your partner. Sometimes your sex partner doesn't make you feel comfortable enough to unleash the beast on their a$$. Excuses aside Here are The Hallway's(My) Top Five Sex Positions:

Dig In It Deep (Missionary) A & B
A) After eating the pussy push her legs as far back as her body will allow and tell her to put it(d!ck) inside herself. Begin with a few shallow strokes and finally come down on that pussy until you hit the bottom of it. REPEAT AS NEEDED.
B) Come Down and Lay Chest-to-Chest Finding the rhythm that she likes the most and bounce in/out of the p^ssy like it was a trampoline. Stroking her G-Spot until she nuts up and forgets her address.

Doggystyle (Hit From the Back)
Stomach punisher, Bring It Back, Stop Running. I've noticed most women's favorite position is getting back shots. There must be a progression of pace when f^cking from the back though. You just can't go back there banging her guts away. Stroke it slow and long. Tease that cat and when she starts going crazy; speed up and find that perfect rhythm her pussy desires. Smack her ass, pull her hair and keep her from running. Let the shaft of you d!ck play the xlophone with her spine. Make it fart and make her laugh. Then f^ck her back to the reality that you could stab her stomach at any moment's notice.

I Wanna Look at Yo A$$ While You Ride It(Reverse CowGirl)
I love when a thick woman rides my d!ck reverse cowgirl. I look at how her ass flexes every time she grinds or bounces on the d!ck. When she sits straight up, I stand in her stomach. When she bends her body forward, the pressure bends my dick. Then she flexes her ass and bounces on a wet d!ck. As much as I like to please and f^ck I don't mind sitting on my back and watching a woman go for hers.

Ride It Like a Frog(Squats)
Hop on Your Feet. Support Yourself by putting your hands on my chest or wrapping them around my neck. Try to break my d!ck. Drop that a$$ on me like you don't want it no more. Kiss me while you Squat on this d!ck. Or get difficult, play with your clit while you squat down, don't touch me at all and I'll suck your titties while you do so.

Go to Sleep
Go2Sleep is a variation of doggystyle. You lay a woman flat down on her stomach and grind in her pussy. Or you could put your forearm across her shoulder blades and bang her out. Or you can hoist your body weight up, by putting your chest into her back while lifting her ass cheeks with your hands and put your d!ck inside of her as deep as you can. F^ck her p^ssy til she snores. Goodnite.

What's your favorite position? Do you think you have a signature move? What position do you cum in the most? What position have you came in, that you didn't expect? How fast can you cum in your favorite position? When you masturbate do you try to re-enact your favorite position sometimes?

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