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Monday, March 8, 2010

Lion Cheetahs (Lying A$$ Cheaters)


This world is full of a$$holes, losers, bullsh!tters, and most importantly lion a$$ cheaters. They make life that much harder for the sane people that cohabitate the earth with them. “How much easier life could be?”, I ask myself daily. However, I have come to the realization that like taxes (who likes taxes) they're not going anywhere, so we must be able to identify their kind. Thus the four type of Lion A$$ Cheaters from bad to worse:

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

She, Her, and I


I watched as she laid there.

Legs spread wide, head off the edge of the bed as she rubbed her

Sunday, February 21, 2010

They Should Have Never Given You N!ggaz Money, Edition 1

Recently, I stumbled upon a blog by J.E. Skeets (the name is not what you think it is), he is a guy that usually makes interesting posts about the basketball world in the blog entitled Ball Don't Lie (which is also not what you think it is). If you never liked basketball, I would bet money that he can change that. Which reminds me of another great sportsblogger/writer, mentor, and good friend- Jack M. Silverstein.

Nonetheless, Skeets wrote a short blog about Marquis Daniels' diamond-encrusted gold pendant of no another than, you guessed it Marquis Daniels. Which made me think about 3 Reasons They Should Have Never Given You N!ggaz Money, Part 1 (Hence, I used the word n!gga while directing you to two great white writers with phenomenal swag, the irony.)

Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Worst Love

The worst love is a love that never was. The love that never lived. A love that failed to blossom.
This love was one that could have been or maybe never could have been.

I wished we could have made it, I wished we could have made it together.
walking, talking , kissing, laughing, smiling, loving.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

GUT

     I must promote that you go with your gut feelings. Its no sense that you have greater than your gut feelings. This will separate you from all who ignore their gut feelings and end up regretting what they did not want to face. This innate intuition won't lead you wrong, it won't abandon you on the coldest nights. If you believe something is wrong, it most likely or certainly is, wrong.

Rather it is such questions as; "Is she/he right for me, Do they love me, Are they being faithful, Will they ever leave me?, etc". Most of the time these feelings do not arrive without proper signals summoning them. This feeling that I am describing burns and shakes your stomach. When it comes your whole body trembles at the inclination that it could possibly be true. Many times there will be no need to investigate, no need to stay around to see if your thoughts will come true.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

SUNK's Top Death Scenes

Compiled some riveting death scenes from a few good movies. Enjoy at your own risk...

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

4 Things I Hate about HBCU Parties- Snippet Version


HBCU's are great, composed of black and beautiful intellectuals. How could you go wrong? We work hard, we study hard and we play hard. We love it, but I'd rather talk about some of the things we hate for starters...

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Good Guys(Love) Finish Last? The Story of Lust


Lust is sexual desire, the strong physical desire to have sex with somebody, usually without associated feelings of love or affection. The world deviates with the great and expansive power of showing forms of love without caring; spreading disease, leaving mothers pregnant out of wedlock, generations desecrating through each gap. The distance between men and women, their promiscuity and pursuit of union, widen. This leaves marriage barren, as the mists of love and affection are met by the deathly arid lust.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Love U Girl *Jody Voice*




Men and Women usually find it hard to decipher the signals they send one another whether they wave flares or do dubious head nods, the signals somehow get lost along the way from eye to brain and mouth to heart. That is why it's so difficult to know if your guy loves you, even if he hasn't said it. Many guys vary, but I will give you a briefing on things to look out for if your man has developed the googly eyes for your fine azz...

Thursday, January 14, 2010

WO-Manipulate:Ways to Dominate Your Man Without Him Knowing It


Every man likes dominate women, they just don’t know it. Women have become dominate in society in masculine ways, which is what shies away men. This is why I'm here to show you how to dominate your man in the FOUR most effective ways

Insinuate
     Dogs bark. Barks are threatening. When people see threats, they run. Don't bark.